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Adult cats only meow at humans.

Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code is a violent psychopath who knows where you live.

If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.

Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.

The oldest evidence of domesticated cats dates back 9,500 years.

The fingerprints of a koala are so indistinguishable from humans that they have on occasion been confused at a crime scene.

Cats recognize their own name but choose not to respond.

Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

Bananas are slightly radioactive.

The Titanic is the only ocean liner to ever be sunk by an iceberg.

29^th May is officially “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day”.

A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.

Watching cute animal pictures at work can reduce stress and make you more productive.

Where’s my cable?!

There are 1 billion cars currently in use on earth.

If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!

Fire your sales team today!

During your lifetime, you will spend around thirty-eight days brushing your teeth.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Tennis players are not allowed to swear when they are playing in Wimbledon.

“Average band with a great drummer sounds great, great band with an average drummer sounds average.”
–Buddy Rich.

The first electronic computer ENIAC weighed more than 27 tons and took up 1800 square feet.

If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321.

If there was a computer as powerful as the human brain, it would be able to do 38 thousand trillion operations per second and hold more than 3580 terabytes of memory.

Water expands by 9% when it freezes. Frozen water (ice) is lighter than water, which is why ice floats in water.

Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.

Car manufacturer Volkswagen makes sausages.

“Facebook Addiction Disorder” is a mental disorder identified by Psychologists.

It is NOT a generic name! 😛

Octopuses can taste with their arms.

Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.

Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death!

A grizzly bear’s bite is strong enough to crush a bowling ball.

Show me the money 😁.

Giraffes have no vocal chords.

If Pinokio says “My Noes Will Grow Now”, it would cause a paradox.

The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.

Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.

It only takes 6 minutes for brain cells to react to alcohol.

The tropical fungus Ophiocordyceps infects ants’ central nervous systems. By the time the fungi been in the insect bodies for nine days, they have complete control over the host’s movements.

When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

You show me yours I’ll show you mine 😉.

If you’re doing something do it right!

The first alarm clock could only ring at 4am.

The largest earthquake ever recorded was a magnitude 9.5 in Chile back in 1960.

It is capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.