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Octopuses can taste with their arms.

Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death!

Fire your sales team today!

If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!

During your lifetime, you will spend around thirty-eight days brushing your teeth.

Where’s my cable?!

“Facebook Addiction Disorder” is a mental disorder identified by Psychologists.

The oldest evidence of domesticated cats dates back 9,500 years.

It is capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.

When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

Cats recognize their own name but choose not to respond.

If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.

Adult cats only meow at humans.

The first alarm clock could only ring at 4am.

A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.

A grizzly bear’s bite is strong enough to crush a bowling ball.

Neil Armstrong wanted to take a football to the moon, however people from NASA declined the request.

Show me the money 😁.

There are 1 billion cars currently in use on earth.

Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

If there was a computer as powerful as the human brain, it would be able to do 38 thousand trillion operations per second and hold more than 3580 terabytes of memory.

Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code is a violent psychopath who knows where you live.

Watching cute animal pictures at work can reduce stress and make you more productive.

It is NOT a generic name! 😛

The first electronic computer ENIAC weighed more than 27 tons and took up 1800 square feet.

If Pinokio says “My Noes Will Grow Now”, it would cause a paradox.

The largest earthquake ever recorded was a magnitude 9.5 in Chile back in 1960.

A snail can sleep for three years.

It only takes 6 minutes for brain cells to react to alcohol.

“Average band with a great drummer sounds great, great band with an average drummer sounds average.”
–Buddy Rich.

The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.

Bananas are slightly radioactive.

The tropical fungus Ophiocordyceps infects ants’ central nervous systems. By the time the fungi been in the insect bodies for nine days, they have complete control over the host’s movements.

If you’re doing something do it right!

The Titanic is the only ocean liner to ever be sunk by an iceberg.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321.

Giraffes have no vocal chords.

The fingerprints of a koala are so indistinguishable from humans that they have on occasion been confused at a crime scene.

Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.

You show me yours I’ll show you mine 😉.