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Laslo Corba

Bananas are slightly radioactive.

Valentina Stojkovic

Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code is a violent psychopath who knows where you live.

Vukasin Vujadinovic

A snail can sleep for three years.

Milica Lackovic

There are 1 billion cars currently in use on earth.

Milan Stamenkovic

“Average band with a great drummer sounds great, great band with an average drummer sounds average.”
–Buddy Rich.

Lazar The Marković

If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.

Ivan Dabic

The fingerprints of a koala are so indistinguishable from humans that they have on occasion been confused at a crime scene.

Tamara Gapic

“Facebook Addiction Disorder” is a mental disorder identified by Psychologists.

Maja Mitov

When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

Ervin Duspara

Fire your sales team today!

Vladimir Dabic

Show me the money 😁.

Srdjan Salamunovic

If Pinokio says “My Noes Will Grow Now”, it would cause a paradox.

Djordje Banovac

The first electronic computer ENIAC weighed more than 27 tons and took up 1800 square feet.

Miloš Savković

The oldest evidence of domesticated cats dates back 9,500 years.

Dusan Bokan

The Titanic is the only ocean liner to ever be sunk by an iceberg.

Djordje Milivojevic

A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.

Vojislav Mirovic

It only takes 6 minutes for brain cells to react to alcohol.

Jovan Nikic

If there was a computer as powerful as the human brain, it would be able to do 38 thousand trillion operations per second and hold more than 3580 terabytes of memory.

Gojko Minić

Tennis players are not allowed to swear when they are playing in Wimbledon.

Mile Stojakovic

It is capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.

Filip Aleksic

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321.

Sladjan Mitrovic

Giraffes have no vocal chords.

Marko Krtolica

Water expands by 9% when it freezes. Frozen water (ice) is lighter than water, which is why ice floats in water.

Petar Petrovic

It is NOT a generic name! 😛

Lazar Marković

A grizzly bear’s bite is strong enough to crush a bowling ball.

Pavel Barca

If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.

Miloš Jović

Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.

Uros Djordjevic

During your lifetime, you will spend around thirty-eight days brushing your teeth.

Bojan Vujanic

Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.

Miloš Smiljanić

Cats recognize their own name but choose not to respond.

Ivan Bukvic

You show me yours I’ll show you mine 😉.

Milan Vignjevic

If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!

Stefan Belic

Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death!

Stefan Timotijević

Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.

Nikola Lukic

Where’s my cable?!

Stefan Pančić

Car manufacturer Volkswagen makes sausages.

Marko Marjanovic

Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

Aleksandar Ilicic

The first alarm clock could only ring at 4am.

Dusan Ostracanin

Watching cute animal pictures at work can reduce stress and make you more productive.

Vladimir Stamenić

Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.

Branko Ostojic

The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.

Darko Jovanović

Adult cats only meow at humans.

Nikola Stojkovic

The largest earthquake ever recorded was a magnitude 9.5 in Chile back in 1960.

Lazar Ristć

Octopuses can taste with their arms.

Alisa Carmichael

29th May is officially “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day”.

Nemanja Stojic

The tropical fungus Ophiocordyceps infects ants’ central nervous systems. By the time the fungi been in the insect bodies for nine days, they have complete control over the host’s movements.

Aleksandar Matic

If you’re doing something do it right!

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