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Lazar Ristć

Octopuses can taste with their arms.

Stefan Belic

Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death!

Ervin Duspara

Fire your sales team today!

Milan Vignjevic

If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!

Uros Djordjevic

During your lifetime, you will spend around thirty-eight days brushing your teeth.

Nikola Lukic

Where’s my cable?!

Tamara Gapic

“Facebook Addiction Disorder” is a mental disorder identified by Psychologists.

Miloš Savković

The oldest evidence of domesticated cats dates back 9,500 years.

Mile Stojakovic

It is capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.

Maja Mitov

When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

Miloš Smiljanić

Cats recognize their own name but choose not to respond.

Pavel Barca

If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.

Darko Jovanović

Adult cats only meow at humans.

Aleksandar Ilicic

The first alarm clock could only ring at 4am.

Djordje Milivojevic

A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.

Lazar Marković

A grizzly bear’s bite is strong enough to crush a bowling ball.

Nemanja Kovačević

Neil Armstrong wanted to take a football to the moon, however people from NASA declined the request.

Vladimir Dabic

Show me the money 😁.

Milica Lackovic

There are 1 billion cars currently in use on earth.

Marko Marjanovic

Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

Jovan Nikic

If there was a computer as powerful as the human brain, it would be able to do 38 thousand trillion operations per second and hold more than 3580 terabytes of memory.

Valentina Stojkovic

Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code is a violent psychopath who knows where you live.

Dusan Ostracanin

Watching cute animal pictures at work can reduce stress and make you more productive.

Petar Petrovic

It is NOT a generic name! 😛

Djordje Banovac

The first electronic computer ENIAC weighed more than 27 tons and took up 1800 square feet.

Srdjan Salamunovic

If Pinokio says “My Noes Will Grow Now”, it would cause a paradox.

Nikola Stojkovic

The largest earthquake ever recorded was a magnitude 9.5 in Chile back in 1960.

Vukasin Vujadinovic

A snail can sleep for three years.

Vojislav Mirovic

It only takes 6 minutes for brain cells to react to alcohol.

Milan Stamenkovic

“Average band with a great drummer sounds great, great band with an average drummer sounds average.”
–Buddy Rich.

Branko Ostojic

The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.

Laslo Corba

Bananas are slightly radioactive.

Nemanja Stojic

The tropical fungus Ophiocordyceps infects ants’ central nervous systems. By the time the fungi been in the insect bodies for nine days, they have complete control over the host’s movements.

Aleksandar Matic

If you’re doing something do it right!

Dusan Bokan

The Titanic is the only ocean liner to ever be sunk by an iceberg.

Filip Aleksic

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321.

Sladjan Mitrovic

Giraffes have no vocal chords.

Ivan Dabic

The fingerprints of a koala are so indistinguishable from humans that they have on occasion been confused at a crime scene.

Bojan Vujanic

Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.

Ivan Bukvic

You show me yours I’ll show you mine 😉.

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