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The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.
The tropical fungus Ophiocordyceps infects ants’ central nervous systems. By the time the fungi been in the insect bodies for nine days, they have complete control over the host’s movements.
The fingerprints of a koala are so indistinguishable from humans that they have on occasion been confused at a crime scene.
“Facebook Addiction Disorder” is a mental disorder identified by Psychologists.
Watching cute animal pictures at work can reduce stress and make you more productive.
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Octopuses can taste with their arms.
The largest earthquake ever recorded was a magnitude 9.5 in Chile back in 1960.
Cats recognize their own name but choose not to respond.
When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
The first electronic computer ENIAC weighed more than 27 tons and took up 1800 square feet.
If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.
There are 1 billion cars currently in use on earth.
Neil Armstrong wanted to take a football to the moon, however people from NASA declined the request.
Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code is a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Giraffes have no vocal chords.
Adult cats only meow at humans.
The Titanic is the only ocean liner to ever be sunk by an iceberg.
The oldest evidence of domesticated cats dates back 9,500 years.
During your lifetime, you will spend around thirty-eight days brushing your teeth.
It is capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321.
“Average band with a great drummer sounds great, great band with an average drummer sounds average.”
A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.
If there was a computer as powerful as the human brain, it would be able to do 38 thousand trillion operations per second and hold more than 3580 terabytes of memory.
A grizzly bear’s bite is strong enough to crush a bowling ball.
If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!
Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.
Bananas are slightly radioactive.
Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
It only takes 6 minutes for brain cells to react to alcohol.
The first alarm clock could only ring at 4am.
If Pinokio says “My Noes Will Grow Now”, it would cause a paradox.
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A snail can sleep for three years.
Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death!
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