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If you’re doing something do it right!

If there was a computer as powerful as the human brain, it would be able to do 38 thousand trillion operations per second and hold more than 3580 terabytes of memory.

The first electronic computer ENIAC weighed more than 27 tons and took up 1800 square feet.

If Pinokio says “My Noes Will Grow Now”, it would cause a paradox.

The Titanic is the only ocean liner to ever be sunk by an iceberg.

Where’s my cable?!

The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.

The oldest evidence of domesticated cats dates back 9,500 years.

A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.

Water expands by 9% when it freezes. Frozen water (ice) is lighter than water, which is why ice floats in water.

If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.

Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.

Fire your sales team today!

On average, there is only one reply per 12 million spam emails sent.

Cats are believed to be the only mammals who don’t taste sweetness.

The largest earthquake ever recorded was a magnitude 9.5 in Chile back in 1960.

Until 2010, carrier pigeons were faster than the internet.

“Average band with a great drummer sounds great, great band with an average drummer sounds average.”
–Buddy Rich.

Giraffes have no vocal chords.

On average, people read 10% slower from a screen than from paper.

Show me the money 😁.

Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.

Car manufacturer Volkswagen makes sausages.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321.

It only takes 6 minutes for brain cells to react to alcohol.

Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.

The tropical fungus Ophiocordyceps infects ants’ central nervous systems. By the time the fungi been in the insect bodies for nine days, they have complete control over the host’s movements.

Octopuses can taste with their arms.

You show me yours I’ll show you mine 😉.

A grizzly bear’s bite is strong enough to crush a bowling ball.

If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!

29^th May is officially “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day”.

Adult cats only meow at humans.

Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

“Facebook Addiction Disorder” is a mental disorder identified by Psychologists.

Cats recognize their own name but choose not to respond.

The Sun accounts for 99.86% of the mass in our solar system.

It is capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.

Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.

Dogs can sniff at the same time as breathing.

The fingerprints of a koala are so indistinguishable from humans that they have on occasion been confused at a crime scene.

Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death!

Tennis players are not allowed to swear when they are playing in Wimbledon.

The first alarm clock could only ring at 4am.

A snail can sleep for three years.

During your lifetime, you will spend around thirty-eight days brushing your teeth.