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Bananas are slightly radioactive.

Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code is a violent psychopath who knows where you live.

A snail can sleep for three years.

There are 1 billion cars currently in use on earth.

“Average band with a great drummer sounds great, great band with an average drummer sounds average.”
–Buddy Rich.

If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.

The fingerprints of a koala are so indistinguishable from humans that they have on occasion been confused at a crime scene.

“Facebook Addiction Disorder” is a mental disorder identified by Psychologists.

When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

Fire your sales team today!

Show me the money 😁.

If Pinokio says “My Noes Will Grow Now”, it would cause a paradox.

The first electronic computer ENIAC weighed more than 27 tons and took up 1800 square feet.

The oldest evidence of domesticated cats dates back 9,500 years.

The Titanic is the only ocean liner to ever be sunk by an iceberg.

A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.

It only takes 6 minutes for brain cells to react to alcohol.

If there was a computer as powerful as the human brain, it would be able to do 38 thousand trillion operations per second and hold more than 3580 terabytes of memory.

Tennis players are not allowed to swear when they are playing in Wimbledon.

It is capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321.

Giraffes have no vocal chords.

Water expands by 9% when it freezes. Frozen water (ice) is lighter than water, which is why ice floats in water.

It is NOT a generic name! 😛

A grizzly bear’s bite is strong enough to crush a bowling ball.

If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.

Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.

During your lifetime, you will spend around thirty-eight days brushing your teeth.

Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.

Cats recognize their own name but choose not to respond.

You show me yours I’ll show you mine 😉.

If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!

Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death!

Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.

Where’s my cable?!

Car manufacturer Volkswagen makes sausages.

Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

The first alarm clock could only ring at 4am.

Watching cute animal pictures at work can reduce stress and make you more productive.

Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.

The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.

Adult cats only meow at humans.

The largest earthquake ever recorded was a magnitude 9.5 in Chile back in 1960.

Octopuses can taste with their arms.

29^th May is officially “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day”.

The tropical fungus Ophiocordyceps infects ants’ central nervous systems. By the time the fungi been in the insect bodies for nine days, they have complete control over the host’s movements.

If you’re doing something do it right!