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A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.

If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.

You show me yours I’ll show you mine 😉.

The first electronic computer ENIAC weighed more than 27 tons and took up 1800 square feet.

It is capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.

If Pinokio says “My Noes Will Grow Now”, it would cause a paradox.

29^th May is officially “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day”.

If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321.

Where’s my cable?!

On average, there is only one reply per 12 million spam emails sent.

Adult cats only meow at humans.

The largest earthquake ever recorded was a magnitude 9.5 in Chile back in 1960.

Tennis players are not allowed to swear when they are playing in Wimbledon.

The Titanic is the only ocean liner to ever be sunk by an iceberg.

Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.

Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.

Octopuses can taste with their arms.

The oldest evidence of domesticated cats dates back 9,500 years.

The first alarm clock could only ring at 4am.

The fingerprints of a koala are so indistinguishable from humans that they have on occasion been confused at a crime scene.

If you’re doing something do it right!

Cats are believed to be the only mammals who don’t taste sweetness.

Giraffes have no vocal chords.

Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Car manufacturer Volkswagen makes sausages.

Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death!

“Facebook Addiction Disorder” is a mental disorder identified by Psychologists.

Water expands by 9% when it freezes. Frozen water (ice) is lighter than water, which is why ice floats in water.

Until 2010, carrier pigeons were faster than the internet.

Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.

The Sun accounts for 99.86% of the mass in our solar system.

On average, people read 10% slower from a screen than from paper.

The tropical fungus Ophiocordyceps infects ants’ central nervous systems. By the time the fungi been in the insect bodies for nine days, they have complete control over the host’s movements.

During your lifetime, you will spend around thirty-eight days brushing your teeth.

Cats recognize their own name but choose not to respond.

Dogs can sniff at the same time as breathing.

Show me the money 😁.

Fire your sales team today!

If there was a computer as powerful as the human brain, it would be able to do 38 thousand trillion operations per second and hold more than 3580 terabytes of memory.

A grizzly bear’s bite is strong enough to crush a bowling ball.

Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

“Average band with a great drummer sounds great, great band with an average drummer sounds average.”
–Buddy Rich.

It only takes 6 minutes for brain cells to react to alcohol.

The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.