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If Pinokio says “My Noes Will Grow Now”, it would cause a paradox.

You show me yours I’ll show you mine 😉.

Giraffes have no vocal chords.

Show me the money 😁.

The first electronic computer ENIAC weighed more than 27 tons and took up 1800 square feet.

29^th May is officially “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day”.

Fire your sales team today!

Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.

A grizzly bear’s bite is strong enough to crush a bowling ball.

The Titanic is the only ocean liner to ever be sunk by an iceberg.

If you’re doing something do it right!

Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.

The largest earthquake ever recorded was a magnitude 9.5 in Chile back in 1960.

It is capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.

On average, people read 10% slower from a screen than from paper.

If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.

“Facebook Addiction Disorder” is a mental disorder identified by Psychologists.

Tennis players are not allowed to swear when they are playing in Wimbledon.

The fingerprints of a koala are so indistinguishable from humans that they have on occasion been confused at a crime scene.

Car manufacturer Volkswagen makes sausages.

It only takes 6 minutes for brain cells to react to alcohol.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321.

The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.

Cats recognize their own name but choose not to respond.

Dogs can sniff at the same time as breathing.

Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.

A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.

If there was a computer as powerful as the human brain, it would be able to do 38 thousand trillion operations per second and hold more than 3580 terabytes of memory.

Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death!

Where’s my cable?!

Cats are believed to be the only mammals who don’t taste sweetness.

The first alarm clock could only ring at 4am.

The oldest evidence of domesticated cats dates back 9,500 years.

During your lifetime, you will spend around thirty-eight days brushing your teeth.

The tropical fungus Ophiocordyceps infects ants’ central nervous systems. By the time the fungi been in the insect bodies for nine days, they have complete control over the host’s movements.

If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!

Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.

Adult cats only meow at humans.

The Sun accounts for 99.86% of the mass in our solar system.

Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Octopuses can taste with their arms.

Water expands by 9% when it freezes. Frozen water (ice) is lighter than water, which is why ice floats in water.

“Average band with a great drummer sounds great, great band with an average drummer sounds average.”
–Buddy Rich.

Until 2010, carrier pigeons were faster than the internet.

On average, there is only one reply per 12 million spam emails sent.