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Tennis players are not allowed to swear when they are playing in Wimbledon.

Octopuses can taste with their arms.

On average, there is only one reply per 12 million spam emails sent.

The first alarm clock could only ring at 4am.

Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.

You show me yours I’ll show you mine 😉.

Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.

Dogs can sniff at the same time as breathing.

The Titanic is the only ocean liner to ever be sunk by an iceberg.

If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!

It only takes 6 minutes for brain cells to react to alcohol.

The Sun accounts for 99.86% of the mass in our solar system.

Cats are believed to be the only mammals who don’t taste sweetness.

The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.

If you’re doing something do it right!

If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.

If Pinokio says “My Noes Will Grow Now”, it would cause a paradox.

The first electronic computer ENIAC weighed more than 27 tons and took up 1800 square feet.

Cats recognize their own name but choose not to respond.

On average, people read 10% slower from a screen than from paper.

Adult cats only meow at humans.

Giraffes have no vocal chords.

It is capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.

Car manufacturer Volkswagen makes sausages.

A grizzly bear’s bite is strong enough to crush a bowling ball.

Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.

The oldest evidence of domesticated cats dates back 9,500 years.

If there was a computer as powerful as the human brain, it would be able to do 38 thousand trillion operations per second and hold more than 3580 terabytes of memory.

The tropical fungus Ophiocordyceps infects ants’ central nervous systems. By the time the fungi been in the insect bodies for nine days, they have complete control over the host’s movements.

“Facebook Addiction Disorder” is a mental disorder identified by Psychologists.

During your lifetime, you will spend around thirty-eight days brushing your teeth.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death!

Until 2010, carrier pigeons were faster than the internet.

The fingerprints of a koala are so indistinguishable from humans that they have on occasion been confused at a crime scene.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321.

The largest earthquake ever recorded was a magnitude 9.5 in Chile back in 1960.

A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.

Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.

29^th May is officially “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day”.

Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

Water expands by 9% when it freezes. Frozen water (ice) is lighter than water, which is why ice floats in water.

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“Average band with a great drummer sounds great, great band with an average drummer sounds average.”
–Buddy Rich.